CeltExit Divides the Royal Family Four Ways
CeltExit Divides the Royal Family Four Ways and Gives Everyone Custody of Prince Andrew on Alternate Weekends Britain’s breakup negotiations stall after Scotland requests the Crown, Wales demands the feathers and England refuses the difficult relative By Morag Sinclair | London LONDON — The campaign for CeltExit and the planned breakup of Britain has entered its royal phase after organisers associated with CeltExit.com , CeltExit.uk and reports that UK Marxists have threatened CeltExit announced that Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and England must divide the monarchy, royal residences and ceremonial relatives as part of the constitutional settlement. The CeltExit Royal Assets Commission said the monarchy could remain shared among the four successor nations, provided each government receives equal access to crowns, carriages and balcony appearances. “We are not abolishing the monarchy,” explained commission chair Lady Constance Visitation. “We are developing a flexible royal...